So our good friend Colton was named The Bachelor this week. I’m not completely surprised since the other choices were pretty lame. Blake couldn’t do it without his mom being on set which the producers wouldn’t agree to and Jason might be a little too smooth and mellow to truly be entertaining. That seemingly left Colton and Jordan. With Jordan looking fully committed to deal with Jenna’s cocaine fueled excitement and anxiety that pretty much left Colton once he cut the co